City Race Anniversary T-Shirts

City Marathon.

"Be careful what you wish for, Bob, because you just might get it. And if it happens to be what I was wishing for, things could get pretty ugly around here."

'The boss put his picture up to enspire us. But it just isn't having that effect on me.'

Touring Cyclist

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

"I was going to play the Moonlight Sonata, but I forgot the key."

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

'It could be worse. Imagine what it'd be like if we hadn't gone to that team building session last week.'

"I hear you've got quite a reputation with the girls around the office."

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

"I'm going in."

Top Secret/Middle Secret/Bottom Secret

The end of election 2016

"Take the severance package, Hayward. The rest of the board wanted a ritual slaying."

"Now, now, Harrison, we all start somewhere."

Billgeville's new pedestrian monkey bars not only reduced accidents but also whipped people into great shape.

'Since you're not happy here, we're moving you over there.'

"The steering-committee three are we. Run it by us, and we'll see."

"I like office work, it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours!"

You don't have to be mad to work here but Mwaaark!

Get a life

Violinist

"Do you want the Boss or someone who knows what they are talking about."

Secretary

'Miss Porter, get me that skunk in Accounting!'

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

"It's an alert from my smart desk. It wants me to go paperless because it can no longer bear the weight of all the paper I use."

'Really? -- the official steroid of the 2012 Olympics?'

'You should all be wearing helmets'

'Well, did you win or what?'

'Now this is the kind of office decor I like.'

'You like my in-tray full, don't you?'

The Hidden World of Desks

"Place your left hand on the Bible, raise your right hand, and repeat after me, 'Wow, I can't believe this is happening to me.'"

"Most everyone here tries to steer clear of Bob. He's got a real mercurial personality."