City Race Anniversary T-Shirts

City Marathon.

"Be careful what you wish for, Bob, because you just might get it. And if it happens to be what I was wishing for, things could get pretty ugly around here."

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

"I was going to play the Moonlight Sonata, but I forgot the key."

Touring Cyclist

'The boss put his picture up to enspire us. But it just isn't having that effect on me.'

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

'It could be worse. Imagine what it'd be like if we hadn't gone to that team building session last week.'

"I hear you've got quite a reputation with the girls around the office."

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

The end of election 2016

Top Secret/Middle Secret/Bottom Secret

"I'm going in."

"Take the severance package, Hayward. The rest of the board wanted a ritual slaying."

"Now, now, Harrison, we all start somewhere."

'Since you're not happy here, we're moving you over there.'

You don't have to be mad to work here but Mwaaark!

"The steering-committee three are we. Run it by us, and we'll see."

"I like office work, it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours!"

Get a life

Violinist

"Do you want the Boss or someone who knows what they are talking about."

Secretary

'Well, did you win or what?'

The Hidden World of Desks

'You like my in-tray full, don't you?'

'Now this is the kind of office decor I like.'

'Really? -- the official steroid of the 2012 Olympics?'

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

'Miss Porter, get me that skunk in Accounting!'

'You should all be wearing helmets'

"It's an alert from my smart desk. It wants me to go paperless because it can no longer bear the weight of all the paper I use."

"Place your left hand on the Bible, raise your right hand, and repeat after me, 'Wow, I can't believe this is happening to me.'"

"London prepares for the arrival of Philly sports fans."

"Do you validate?" "What? No, there's no parking lot. It's just street parking. And that's free." "I know. But I came in to get a coffee yesterday morning at 7:59. The line was so long that I didn't get out of here till 8:02. Apparently you had street cleaning that started at 8am." "I'm not following." "It was your long line. The least you could do is validate the parking ticket they gave me." "Get out."