Race Day T-Shirts

Get a life

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

'Well, did you win or what?'

Top Finish Line Crossers.

Biggest Hat Award

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

A day at the races

10 K Tail-Chase

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

'Now will you pull over and ask for directions?'

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

"Did you see neighhhhhh...bours last night?"

'He's known as the hardest-driving track coach in the country.'

'That Brown bears watching!'

Bradley Wiggins

'Ptuwah! This is tap water!'

A number of runners run through police tape.

1st Place in the Egg and Spoon Race

"Last one to the top's a geriatric."

The Tortoise and NASCAR.

Bahrain F1

'I hear the meeting was cancelled last Saturday.' - 'Yeah. Someone drugged the hare.'

Only horse I know that likes to start out of the crouch. 6 3.

Race Horses See Big People.

'I plucked myself. It reduces drag in the water.'

'It happens to a lot of runners at this stage of the marathon, George. It;s called 'hitting the wall'...'

Hurdles with Steps

"I can't believe we forgot to pack the car."

'Ha! Fake out!'

"I'm psyched!"

The Epsom Derby - Beer Stall

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race,1870-The Crews Approach Putney Bridge

Formula One eco helmet

"Hi, Mum, I'm last in the race, but I do have the best mobile."

Jed was a serious gamer...so on race days, he would always dress for speed!!