City Pound Manager Gifts

City Pound Manager

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

The Milky Way (Detail)

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

You have had enough

Joe's Weight Gain: 'Hey, Victoria...I like this diet you told me about yesterday...I just lost 2 more while we've been talking.'

'If congress regulates obscene bonuses, isn't that a violation of the first amendment?'

The Cavern Club - "One for the long and winding road Mr McCartney?"

"Brian's been pursuing a successful career in the City for 25 years..."

'Of course, in the long term we're all extinct.'

"Smite him, my son!"

'No reason, other than that fishing relieves stress.'

"I hate when a parking spot in the city opens up."

Urban lunch

"I hear you're something big in the city?"

Desk of an urban farm manager

'You got much on at the moment?'; 'No, nothing really.' (Naked man)

"Okay, who hasn’t eaten a McDonald’s burger in the past two days?"

'Soon as your endorphins kick in, you'll feel great.'

City & Western.

Accountants can be fun!

The Manhattan Triangle

Audit of Losses

Financial Pirates

'How many times I gotta tell you? Don't pay any attention to which camera has the red light on!'

Messing Up My Metrics

"If I don't get a bonus from my bank, I'll quit and flip burgers!"

'Look at it this way...you're like a big pop star! The hits just keep on coming!'

'I gave him the old one-two, but then he gave me three, four, five, six, seven and eight!'

Hi, sign a petition for better working conditions? Hello, sign a petition for better working conditions?

"I've brought the wrong tickets...And I've come to the wrong show."

Tourism invites money (drawbridge with pound sign).

Unglamourous job, but with massive rewards. How about the city?

Bus has destination that reads, 'Oblivion'.