City Dweller Reminiscer Gifts

"Do you ever miss New York?"

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

"The dangers of texting while walking #17"

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"I can’t believe you’re doing this! I have abandonment issues! Abandonment issues!!!"

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

"This city is becoming unlivable."

"I'm thinking of leaving these crowded condos and going to a place that's been deserted for years...the mall."

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

'Honey, I'm home.'

"Could you fellas tell me if there's anyplace around here where I could find a fax machine?"

Natural Phenomena of 15-E

New York Scatological Society

"Why do I feel like your mother is going to blame this on my cleaning?"

"He knows 'sit, stay, paw' and 'upstate.'"

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

"All the way from the new home in Rye just so she can sniff our old doorman."

"Six hundred Starbucks closing? Really? Is that on the East Side or West Side?"

Articulated taxicab serving two hotels.

Snedly and Snedly, the first company to leave the city, and take their buiding with them.

'Ok, we've rented the whole building ... oops, they just put on another floor.'

'This is close enough.'

Winter in the City

"Oh dear! Low-cost housing."

A bricklayer building a tree

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

'That one was taken on our wedding day, when he was young, handsome and in love. That other one was taken when he was older, more mature and a pain in the neck.'