Youthful Reminiscer Gifts

'The little punks were waving a red flag at me! In my youth, I would have given them a run for their money!'

Ned thinks back to his youth.

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

"The floors are hot lava, but the apartment does come furnished with plenty of pillows."

Rapunzel as a child.

"He wouldn't have rolled over and over in agony on the bombed-out cinder pitches we had to play on!"

Boys happy playing and singing in the snow and ice

"I'm looking for a day care provider. . . besides TV."

Paper Bombs

"God, I was magnificent!"

"Someday we'll look back on these and-times and be really envious."

'Dad...why would I ever want to get out of the first grade? I love first grade!'

"When I was a child I spoke as a child... but when I became a man I put away childish things... except for my Cocoa Puffs... I still love Cocoa Puffs."

"Enjoy your youth. Soon you'll be an old cynic like me with nothing worth barking at."

"O.K., now, when a teacher comes out, everybody look straight up."

Son, when I went to school, I trudged for years knee-deep in student loans!

"Sorry, Michael, but no dodge balls past this point."

"So, according to law, we're basically hostages till we're 18."

'I'm part of the losing things generation.'

Great gift ideas for the older man.

'What was I like 20 years ago? I was younger, thinner, better looking, sexier. . . and poorer.'

"School is a lot like life. It's hours and hours of boredom...interrupted by the occasional moment of panic."

SEX EDUCATION, 'Believe me, you don't WANT to know!'

". . . I remember hair. . ."

"Why not join a cult or something."

"Remember how much fun we had as kids? Ah, but this morning was a long time ago."

"And here's one of you running with the guys in Pamplona."

'Don't let her charm you. When we were in the lunch room, I saw her eating veggies.'

Trichinosis

'No, that's my photo above the caption: 'Student most likely to succeed'.'

'Harriet! I haven't seen you since we were kids. You remember my little brother Mitchell, don't you?'

"No one's last words were 'I wish I'd done more homework.'"

Eddie longed for the days when kids play at the playground, instead of creating YouTube moments.

"Berne maintained that we are livign our lives according to a life plan written by a three year old.

"Look! That's where you threw your back out last fall."