City-countryside Blend Pillows

"He knows 'sit, stay, paw' and 'upstate.'"

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Humans...What is their purpose?

'Life is great' down on the farm.

Allotment

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

Country Bumpkin.

Mother Nature

'How very Cumbria.'

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

"I always forget how much louder they sound in the country."

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

Walkers

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

Get on with it!

Thatched roof car.

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

"Static cling."

A Venus cow trap.

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

"Relax. They're just crows."

"We should get out to the country more often."

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

Holiday cottage

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

An English Gold Field

That private little woodland walk you used to love now with a: Visitors' Experience Centre!

A newspaper stand in a rural area.