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Wiz Fipple and his Circadian Rhythms.

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

Turn, turn and turn.

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

"I'm used to falling asleep with the TV on. Read me an infomercial."

"I don't get it either, but my mom keeps telling me to hang up the phone, so I do it to make her happy."

Dancing woman

'Don't you just love that rap music!'

The Gong

'I would suggest a Cabernet Sauvignon. It's non habit forming. I should know. I've been drinking a glass every day for twenty years.'

Children playing percussion instruments.

Eyes on the Forest Floor

"Please don't go!"

Red in tooth and claw.

"Herbert, don't! This is a gourmet coffee shop! You order instant de-caf and there's going to be trouble!"

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

'While my guitar gently creeks.'

"It's thrilling to watch them come out in the morning, ready for the kill!"

A cow's bedside table.

'You shouldn't give that to a kid before bedtime. You know that will just wind him up.'

Anyone seen my curling tongs?

'Any idea where my night vision visor is?'

"A non-virgin wold have had a devastating effect on crop yield."

Office Hazing

'Monday is too far from Friday, yet Friday is too close to Monday.'

Late at night the research assistant would videotape their shanigans.

'When you get up at night, be careful not to fall in the fishhole.'

"So sorry to miss you!"

Morning Routine

A family live separate lives in separate cubicles

Seder Plate Symbols Explained

'Let's set aside your rhythm issues for a moment and work on your blues.'

Man playing the timpani drum.

"It's so warm out. I want you to go outside and play."

Hooked on technology