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Wiz Fipple and his Circadian Rhythms.

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

Turn, turn and turn.

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

"I'm used to falling asleep with the TV on. Read me an infomercial."

Dancing woman

The Gong

'Don't you just love that rap music!'

'I would suggest a Cabernet Sauvignon. It's non habit forming. I should know. I've been drinking a glass every day for twenty years.'

Children playing percussion instruments.

Eyes on the Forest Floor

"Please don't go!"

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

'While my guitar gently creeks.'

"Herbert, don't! This is a gourmet coffee shop! You order instant de-caf and there's going to be trouble!"

Red in tooth and claw.

"It's thrilling to watch them come out in the morning, ready for the kill!"

A cow's bedside table.

'You shouldn't give that to a kid before bedtime. You know that will just wind him up.'

"A non-virgin wold have had a devastating effect on crop yield."

'Any idea where my night vision visor is?'

Anyone seen my curling tongs?

Office Hazing

'Monday is too far from Friday, yet Friday is too close to Monday.'

A family live separate lives in separate cubicles

Late at night the research assistant would videotape their shanigans.

'When you get up at night, be careful not to fall in the fishhole.'

"So sorry to miss you!"

Morning Routine

Seder Plate Symbols Explained

'Let's set aside your rhythm issues for a moment and work on your blues.'

Man playing the timpani drum.

"It's so warm out. I want you to go outside and play."

'The problem being a kid is that the hours are lousy!'

Hooked on technology