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Circadian Rhythm lab.

Please sit down. I can give you five minutes.

Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tick, tock-tock, tickety-tick tock ….

'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'

"Can that be right?"

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

The man in the big yellow hat remedies George's curiosity once and for all,

Concert pianist with a clockwork piano.

Time Clock

'Let's see what they're screwing up today.'

'Apparently, the next guy has invented a time machine!'

"Have you been fiddling with the cuckoo clock again, Tony?"

It feels so weird when I forget my watch.

Wiz Fipple and his Circadian Rhythms.

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

"The secretary will now read the minutes from our last meeting."

No caption. (An astronomer looks through a high-powered telescope while a baby in a crib looks through a hand-held scope).

"As an astronomer, this discovery heralds a new golden age of academic fervor for mathematicians and astrophysicists across the globe. As a Sagittarius, I'm fucked."

Year of the Rat

"So, what is your star sign?"

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

"You're late."

Bat

Clock Face Golf Set

It says, you're going to meet a nice Pisces for a romantic dinner.

You are everywhere.

Old man fighting against time with an arm wrestle.

"Gazing at stars really makes you realise the insignificance of your co-workers."

'I hate to break it to you, but moons don't grow up to be planets OR stars.'

Efforts Results In Seeing Stars

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

Mama Z'Belle...astrologer...your fortune based on the science of astronomy: 'Oh, oh it looks like your chart has shifted red...'

"I'd be a lot more comfortable with a Pisces."

Eve makes a discovery with far reaching ramifications. Our star signs aren't compatible.

'Don't you think it's strange that all snakes are Aries, Taurus or Gemini...?'