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Circadian Rhythm lab.

Please sit down. I can give you five minutes.

'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'

"Can that be right?"

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

Concert pianist with a clockwork piano.

Time Clock

"Have you been fiddling with the cuckoo clock again, Tony?"

'Apparently, the next guy has invented a time machine!'

'Let's see what they're screwing up today.'

Wiz Fipple and his Circadian Rhythms.

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

Bat

Year of the Rat

"So, what is your star sign?"

"As an astronomer, this discovery heralds a new golden age of academic fervor for mathematicians and astrophysicists across the globe. As a Sagittarius, I'm fucked."

Clock Face Golf Set

"You're late."

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

"The secretary will now read the minutes from our last meeting."

You are everywhere.

Old man fighting against time with an arm wrestle.

It says, you're going to meet a nice Pisces for a romantic dinner.

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

'I hate to break it to you, but moons don't grow up to be planets OR stars.'

Mama Z'Belle...astrologer...your fortune based on the science of astronomy: 'Oh, oh it looks like your chart has shifted red...'

Angel with speed camera.

Efforts Results In Seeing Stars

'Don't you think it's strange that all snakes are Aries, Taurus or Gemini...?'

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

Eve makes a discovery with far reaching ramifications. Our star signs aren't compatible.

"I'd be a lot more comfortable with a Pisces."