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Grandma put the cat out for the night

Late night teddy reading

Sleepwalker on treadmill

"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed."

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

"Don't pretend you're sleeping."

"I'm used to falling asleep with the TV on. Read me an infomercial."

"Let's go to sleep so that when we wake up today will be tomorrow."

'I wish we lived in one of those later time zones.'

Little Van Helsing was dissapointed that, again, there was no monster under the bed or in the closet.

'I would suggest a Cabernet Sauvignon. It's non habit forming. I should know. I've been drinking a glass every day for twenty years.'

"No doctor, my husband is not sleep-walking again. He is sleep-jumping!"

"It's only the wind."

"If you sleep walk again tonight, make yourself useful, and take the dog with you."

Eyes on the Forest Floor

"Sweet dreams, Tim." "Mort Feldstein: Loving father and professional clown."

"There, now you're in your pyjamas too."

'Don't worry Dad, according to you he's just my imagination.'

'I told you not to yawn near the toaster.'

'Honey, I got locked in at the corner wine shop. Can you call the police and let them know - in about nine hours?'

'The usual, Mr, H'

A cow's bedside table.

'Please don't say a word to me until my coffee gets right...about...here.

'You shouldn't give that to a kid before bedtime. You know that will just wind him up.'

Skating by torchlight on the Serpentine.

"No dear - there are no malcontents at odds with society under your bed."

'Any idea where my night vision visor is?'

'Star light, star bright, first star I...' 'No.'

'When you get up at night, be careful not to fall in the fishhole.'

"The 3-D version sucks."

Late at night the research assistant would videotape their shanigans.

A man being frightened by the sound of his dressing gown hitting the floor behind him

Morning Routine

'Hey-hey, Bobby, that's a beauty. It's even giving me goose bumps.'

Walking on Sunbeams