Nighttime Routine Explorer Prints

Grandma put the cat out for the night

Late night teddy reading

Sleepwalker on treadmill

"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed."

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

"Don't pretend you're sleeping."

"I'm used to falling asleep with the TV on. Read me an infomercial."

"Let's go to sleep so that when we wake up today will be tomorrow."

'I wish we lived in one of those later time zones.'

'I would suggest a Cabernet Sauvignon. It's non habit forming. I should know. I've been drinking a glass every day for twenty years.'

"No doctor, my husband is not sleep-walking again. He is sleep-jumping!"

Little Van Helsing was dissapointed that, again, there was no monster under the bed or in the closet.

"It's only the wind."

"If you sleep walk again tonight, make yourself useful, and take the dog with you."

Eyes on the Forest Floor

"Sweet dreams, Tim." "Mort Feldstein: Loving father and professional clown."

"There, now you're in your pyjamas too."

'I told you not to yawn near the toaster.'

'Don't worry Dad, according to you he's just my imagination.'

'Honey, I got locked in at the corner wine shop. Can you call the police and let them know - in about nine hours?'

A cow's bedside table.

'The usual, Mr, H'

Skating by torchlight on the Serpentine.

I'm warning you. My nosy parents are chaperoning. It'll be fine. Eco Club Dance. All they want to do is spy on me. You're safe. You think? Is that Twig? I forgot my night-vision goggles.

'You shouldn't give that to a kid before bedtime. You know that will just wind him up.'

"No dear - there are no malcontents at odds with society under your bed."

'Please don't say a word to me until my coffee gets right...about...here.

'Any idea where my night vision visor is?'

'Star light, star bright, first star I...' 'No.'

Morning Routine

'Do you kids know the story of 'The Big Mongoose'?!'

A man being frightened by the sound of his dressing gown hitting the floor behind him

Late at night the research assistant would videotape their shanigans.

'When you get up at night, be careful not to fall in the fishhole.'

Walking on Sunbeams