Bedtime Routine Explorer Prints

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"Amen. . . void where prohibited by law."

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?"

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

'And you're telling me this, why?'

"The moral of the story, honey, is that being a celebrity does not make you a credible children’s book author."

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

'It wouldn't hurt to say a few words.'

',,,and they all lived happily ever after, Now close your eyes and go to sleep'

'I'm glad you're reading my night night story. Dad being a tax attorney only reads chapter 11.'

"Your princess voice is kind of patronizing."

"I'm used to falling asleep with the TV on. Read me an infomercial."

"No, four glasses of water was enough. . . now I have to go to the bathroom!"

"I'll probably die an old woman before I get that bedtime story."

"Am I looking happy or sad in the appropriate places?"

Bedtime story.

"Dad—will the heroine go into rehab?"

"Here’s a book with a pretty peacock on the cover. Let’s try this Flannery O’Connor story before bed."

A.S.A.P.'s Fables

"This bedtime story is brought to you by your good friends at the toy shop."

'But I'm not tired yet!!!'

'Oops! It says administer at bedtime. Guess that makes it bedtime.'

"Sweet dreams my little tax break."

"The prince, …. what's his back story?"

The Tooth Ferret

"Never get between a mama bear and her cub – unless you want to hear a long story about our struggles with bedtime."

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

"I'm not saying a horrible creature lives under your bed."

'She let the bedbugs bite.'

"Read it again, Daddy!"

"I love wearing a sleeper. It's like I can walk around tucked in."