Evening Routine Explorer Prints

"What shall we stare at tonight?"

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

"Do we go out or do we stay home and open a can of worms?"

"I'm used to falling asleep with the TV on. Read me an infomercial."

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

'He's always looking for an argument!'

'I would suggest a Cabernet Sauvignon. It's non habit forming. I should know. I've been drinking a glass every day for twenty years.'

'I'll need to see some ID.'

Eyes on the Forest Floor

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

Red in tooth and claw.

A day in the life, summed up in 6 frames.

"There, now you're in your pyjamas too."

"Please don't go!"

'Honey, I got locked in at the corner wine shop. Can you call the police and let them know - in about nine hours?'

'Look - forget I asked if you were free any evenings...'

'The usual, Mr, H'

Anyone seen my curling tongs?

'Any idea where my night vision visor is?'

"Honey, I'll be right back – I forgot to stop at the bar on the way home."

A cow's bedside table.

Colin knew things were going well when he saw his date trying to make him jealous.

Morning Routine

Late at night the research assistant would videotape their shanigans.

'When you get up at night, be careful not to fall in the fishhole.'

"Coffee doesn't get me out of bed in the morning. I need a direct short from a defibrillator."

"What kind of fear am I dressing for tonight -- trembling, quaking, or just some casual gibbering?"

A day in the life of a cow.

'Unfortunately, I can't sneak out at night without my Mum noticing...'

"Clown nose? No I'm not wearing a clown nose!"

'Every dog has his day - But the nights belong to us.'

'Bob smiled awkwardly'

'It's a full moon - wanna drive up on the ridge for a little meaningless howling?'

Westminster Across the Thames

The last run of the day.