Evening Routine Explorer Pillows

"What shall we stare at tonight?"

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

"Do we go out or do we stay home and open a can of worms?"

"I'm used to falling asleep with the TV on. Read me an infomercial."

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

'I would suggest a Cabernet Sauvignon. It's non habit forming. I should know. I've been drinking a glass every day for twenty years.'

'I'll need to see some ID.'

'He's always looking for an argument!'

Eyes on the Forest Floor

A day in the life, summed up in 6 frames.

"Please don't go!"

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

Red in tooth and claw.

"There, now you're in your pyjamas too."

'Look - forget I asked if you were free any evenings...'

'Honey, I got locked in at the corner wine shop. Can you call the police and let them know - in about nine hours?'

A cow's bedside table.

'Any idea where my night vision visor is?'

Anyone seen my curling tongs?

"Honey, I'll be right back – I forgot to stop at the bar on the way home."

'The usual, Mr, H'

Colin knew things were going well when he saw his date trying to make him jealous.

Morning Routine

Late at night the research assistant would videotape their shanigans.

'When you get up at night, be careful not to fall in the fishhole.'

"What kind of fear am I dressing for tonight -- trembling, quaking, or just some casual gibbering?"

"Coffee doesn't get me out of bed in the morning. I need a direct short from a defibrillator."

A day in the life of a cow.

'Unfortunately, I can't sneak out at night without my Mum noticing...'

"Clown nose? No I'm not wearing a clown nose!"

'Every dog has his day - But the nights belong to us.'

"Nice try with the sound effects, dad, but you're still no mom!"

'Bob smiled awkwardly'

The last run of the day.

'It's a full moon - wanna drive up on the ridge for a little meaningless howling?'