Cinematography Enthusiast Gifts

Man Wrapped In Film

Working in the Hazard Zone!

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

Ernie Studios. Hi, Ernie. What movies are you working on? We have a script about astronauts marooned on a planet filed with talking gorillas who are in hard economic times. I think I'll call it "The Apes of Wrath"! We're casting "Reignman." The central character is a savant monarch. And we're filming a movie about a suburban town populated by women with strange, long hair ... It's called "The Stepford Weaves."

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

Cut!

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

Steve McQueen

Candid Camera store.

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

Getting to Know You

Canadian film production

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

Moby Dick

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

'Hey, Charlie, have we got good news for you!'

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."