Cinematic Snark Gifts

"Well, you can't say they didn't warn us."

The Snarky District

'How was your holiday?' - 'Fantastic! Great weather! Great food! No illness!' - 'So, back to work tomorrow, then?' - 'Yeah, I guess so.' - 'Lousy, germ free holiday.'

Hey, how was space? Fine. Jeez. The adolescent astronaut.

"He'd make a wonderful main character for a short story, but I wouldn't put up with him for an entire novel."

'Which channel would you like to tut at tonight?'

S**t Threw a Goose

Movie Rated 'R' - Audience Rates 'X'.

'Are you okay, Bill?'

Home Sweet Mortgage (worth more than the house).

"I'm not sure what to watch...'Enterprise' or 'Sabado Gigante.'"

Movie Franchise

"Just remember, when he says 'indie' he means Indianapolis."

"I think I'll just leave a hate tip."

'One cliff is as good as another.'

More Ideas for Term Limits

No one bleats about fleece club!

"Is that coffee I smell?" "It is - and you do."

"I like bad movies. I don't watch them, but I love the scathing reviews."

"Looks like we won't be needing you this year...we got our own gifts!"

"Only 200 steps? But I've been chasing a buck all day long!"

"Batman v Superman" was just awful. Just AWFUL! Wait

"I've always feared this day would come. I'm running out of snarky replies."

'I tried one of those online dating services, but even they couldn't find a match for me.'

"Hello, customer support? My server appears to be down."

"And the winner of the second clapper board electrician's assistant is..."

"One of those 'damn' foreigners will be along soon to carry out your prostate examination!"

"At the tone, the time will be LATER THAN YOU THINK."

If Movies Were Marketed Like Politicians

NO double parking...If dbl parking occurs, No triple parking.

"I just don't have it in me today..." "Well, aren't you the lucky one."

RANDALL JONES (July 10, 1964 - May 17, 2019) - "Mostly Dicked Around On His Phone"

Milk (Not the movie).

Wordilly Durdillies - So they called him 'come dances with wolves'.