Politico-snark Gifts

"Looks like we won't be needing you this year...we got our own gifts!"

Schengen

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

The Anti-Agent

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"Nation-building never works."

"You're fired."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

Flags

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

Spot the difference.

Build your very own conflict of interest!

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

Reagacentennial

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

Vote Centrist to Keep Things Exactly as Awful as They Are

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

'You can just forget about the cake.'

"You're on a what?!"

The International and May Day Terrorism

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

Donald Trump Removing Aggressor Label From Vladimir Putin

The economy.

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

"We won!"

"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

Trump leaving

The americanisation of vulture.