Cinematic Savant T-Shirts

"All right, everybody- time to knock off for lunch."

Archimedes statue with a lever

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

New Suit.

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

Dress for Success suit shop: 'Can I pay you for it later, after I get successful?'

Tie Rolls

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.

"It's a nice halo and all, but I'm not sure it matches my outfit."

'That's the new guy. He writes our 'shuck-and-jive' press releases.'

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

"It's just a beginning, I suppose, but I'm feeling really good about my clothes."

Choosing What To Wear.

Damien Hirst Cafe

'Will you hold it down? This is IMPORTANT!'

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

GURLERS

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

"It had an interesting emotional arc and some nice plot twists, but the heroine and subsidiary characters were unconvincing within the historical context."

"Everything I do I do with panache. I even say panache with panache."

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

'Very impressive, but is there anything you can't do?'

"Would you like your real size or one that artificially inflates your ego?"

"When's the last time you shaved, little buddy?"

"I think your tailor has seriously miscalculated your rise, Herbert."

Rodin's Coach-Driver

"I'll be the superhero—you be the guy arguing about him online."

Fifty ways to style your nasal hair.

"Is this the wobbly table? I'll put my screenplay under this leg."

Artist paints UNDO icon onto canvas.

"I like its easygoing spirit, but light mauve shows jelly."

'Leonard was pleased with his bouffant mane from The Precious Roar.'