Cinematic Savant T-Shirts

"All right, everybody- time to knock off for lunch."

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

Archimedes statue with a lever

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

New Suit.

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

GQ Magazine: Stay at Home Special.

Dress for Success suit shop: 'Can I pay you for it later, after I get successful?'

Tie Rolls

"It's a nice halo and all, but I'm not sure it matches my outfit."

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.

'That's the new guy. He writes our 'shuck-and-jive' press releases.'

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

"It's just a beginning, I suppose, but I'm feeling really good about my clothes."

Christopher Nolan caricature

Choosing What To Wear.

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

GURLERS

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

"It had an interesting emotional arc and some nice plot twists, but the heroine and subsidiary characters were unconvincing within the historical context."

'Will you hold it down? This is IMPORTANT!'

"Everything I do I do with panache. I even say panache with panache."

Damien Hirst Cafe

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

'Very impressive, but is there anything you can't do?'

"When's the last time you shaved, little buddy?"

"I think your tailor has seriously miscalculated your rise, Herbert."

"Would you like your real size or one that artificially inflates your ego?"

Rodin's Coach-Driver

'Leonard was pleased with his bouffant mane from The Precious Roar.'

"I like its easygoing spirit, but light mauve shows jelly."

Fifty ways to style your nasal hair.

"I'll be the superhero—you be the guy arguing about him online."

Fleapit rebranded as Cinema Parasito