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Space Commando Revenge. Special Effects Extravaganza. It's definitely a "must see" movie … Particularly since there's no dialogue.

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Felix Mendelssohn

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

Working in the Hazard Zone!

'Oh, believe me -- you don't want to hear it in layman's terms!'

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

"Which part are you reading for?"

Binge Watch

'It's all done with computer animation now.'

Sir Edward Elgar

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

Santa CGI Effect

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

"Boy, the kids are growing up so fast!"

Monster Clown

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.

Computer wheeled down red carpet at film premiere. TV presenter says: 'Now, at last, here comes the real star of the movie!'

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

Christopher Nolan caricature

'You'll be awake during the entire procedure...but no peeking!'

Best Special Effects Award

"O.K. 'The Giant Baby from Space,' Take 1."

'Wow! These advancements in TV make the news even more frightening.'

"I still say they've overdone the anti-aging CGI."

'You're King Kong? You look bigger in the movies.'

"The director told me we were going to green-screen the cat in!"

The Music Lover.

'I know we're all terrified of malpractice suits, Bob, but as plastic surgeons, I think we can do a little more than just 'style his hair and call it a day.''hair

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

'Good resume - although the special effects seem a little over-the-top.'

Wangling War Films How to Make and Fake Them: IV The Fall of Przemysl.

Camouflage company's annual staff photograph.