Cinema Sweetheart Pillows

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Kissing at the Movies

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'? We're at the cinema!'

"Hollywood knows if they make sappy, romantic movies, girls will drag their stupid boyfriends to the theater. I can't wait to be dragged to a chick flick."

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"Bloody hell!"

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"The Eggsorcist"

Dog in love

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"Recess does things to a man."

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

Star Wars Audience

'How's this new concept? Instead of a gunfight, the hero overpowers the villian with a heartfelt homily on the sanctity of family values.'

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

Tom Hanks

Hooray for Bollywood!

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

Cinéma Vérité

Cinemuck

"How come there's no feel-good performance art?"

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

"Let's see, we bought the giant pop corn, tow giant sodas, and a big box of candy. . . we were lucky the megaplex's loan department was open!"

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

'Because I'm so sick of those movies, now go get me a romantic comedy.'

'We don't know what the final result will look like, but the movie rights have already been optioned.'

'One chatterbox, a natter natter and two shhhhh's please.'

"Let's wait for it to come out on cable and then not watch it."

'I tell you I smell Limburger.'