Cinema Sweetheart Gifts

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Kissing at the Movies

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'? We're at the cinema!'

"Hollywood knows if they make sappy, romantic movies, girls will drag their stupid boyfriends to the theater. I can't wait to be dragged to a chick flick."

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"Bloody hell!"

"The Eggsorcist"

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"Recess does things to a man."

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

Dog in love

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

Tom Hanks

Movie Awards. That movie always comes alone and never stays for the after-party. It's an independent film.

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

'How's this new concept? Instead of a gunfight, the hero overpowers the villian with a heartfelt homily on the sanctity of family values.'

Star Wars Audience

Hooray for Bollywood!

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

"Let's see, we bought the giant pop corn, tow giant sodas, and a big box of candy. . . we were lucky the megaplex's loan department was open!"

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

Cinéma Vérité

THE WICKERMAN (Hollywood style)

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

I watched an erotic thriller last night. Have you heard of the film 'Field of Dreams'?

"How come there's no feel-good performance art?"

Cinemuck

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

'Because I'm so sick of those movies, now go get me a romantic comedy.'

'One chatterbox, a natter natter and two shhhhh's please.'