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"It strayed too far from the video game."

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

"Not to be a motion picture - will remain just a book'

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

Comedy Cafe

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

Steve McQueen

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

Canadian film production

Moby Dick

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

'Hey, Charlie, have we got good news for you!'

'Have you been waiting long?'

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

Kirsten Johnson

'So no animals were harmed in that movie...but how about the audience?!'

"Not fair! Being really into movies is my thing!"

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

"And the award for the best use of AI in a movie goes to..."

Drive in movies.

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

"Lights! Camera! Justice!"

300 cows in a field...grazing!

"Just our luck. We finally see the 'feel good' movie of the year and it's December."

I'm Spartacus.