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"It strayed too far from the video game."

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Not to be a motion picture - will remain just a book'

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

Comedy Cafe

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

Steve McQueen

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

Canadian film production

Moby Dick

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

'Hey, Charlie, have we got good news for you!'

Jimmy Cagney.

'Have you been waiting long?'

"And the award for the best use of AI in a movie goes to..."

'So no animals were harmed in that movie...but how about the audience?!'

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

"Not fair! Being really into movies is my thing!"

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

"Haven't you already seen this movie, like, a hundred times?"

Drive in movies.

Movies vs. Films

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

Kirsten Johnson

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

"Lights! Camera! Justice!"

Hollywood producer.

'I don't have enough. How much to se it in 2-D?'