Cinema Preservationist Gifts

"He's been upset since they colorized 'It's a Wonderful Life,' and I think it's finally pushed Him over the edge!"

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

Steve McQueen

Canadian film production

'Hey, Charlie, have we got good news for you!'

Moby Dick

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

'Have you been waiting long?'

"That newspaper has been showing up ever since you started reading the news online. I think it feels betrayed."

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

"Not fair! Being really into movies is my thing!"

"Haven't you already seen this movie, like, a hundred times?"

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

Drive in movies.

Movies vs. Films

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

Newspaper suicide.

Kirsten Johnson

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

"Lights! Camera! Justice!"

Curators at the Louvre Museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

'I don't have enough. How much to se it in 2-D?'

300 cows in a field...grazing!