Cinema Cat Crazy Gifts

"Ever wonder where all those cat videos come from?"

Woman escapes with cats.

"Depressed? No doubt. Overwhelmed? Obviously. Crazy? I don't think so."

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

'Oh come on! I can't be that bad!'

Robert was literally a cat burglar.

'We've tried everything else without success and have now made the decision to adopt.'

Cat Zoom Meeting

"Cat park"

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."

'We know you have a cat.'

Cat and owner sticking out tongues at each other.

'I'll have the steak and she'll have the tuna.'

Witch: 'I've mellowed. Instead of black, do you have a gray cat?'

"Love means I narrowly chose you over a bunch of cats."

"Okay, you have my attention."

"Glendora Hagan got in another load of cats, Elinor honey. Can you take a couple?"

Ginger cats.

"Let's swap some cats today."

My Bowl Is Empty.

Living with a cataholic.

'... I have decided to change my name.'

Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat

'In ancient Egypt, cats were treated like gods and in this house, it's pretty much the same: Come in friend...'

"Don't you just love that new cat smell?"

Baskerville Tabby.

"You're God-knows-where all day long, then at night you pounce on my head... this is not a relationship."

"It's a battle of wills - I'm refusing to do anything for his 'funny cat videos' web page."

Two cats are high off catnip.

"My husband finally taught him to use the toilet but can't convince him to give up kitty litter."

'Oh! She's such a pretty ba-a-by!! Yes, she is! A Pretty, pretty ba-a-a-b!...'

Another Truism Bites the Dust.

Leslie would regret bringing her cat to the pet store.

"How many is too many?"