Cinema Cat Crazy Gifts

"Ever wonder where all those cat videos come from?"

Woman escapes with cats.

"Depressed? No doubt. Overwhelmed? Obviously. Crazy? I don't think so."

Robert was literally a cat burglar.

'Oh come on! I can't be that bad!'

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

'We've tried everything else without success and have now made the decision to adopt.'

Cat Zoom Meeting

"Cat park"

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."

'We know you have a cat.'

Cat and owner sticking out tongues at each other.

'I'll have the steak and she'll have the tuna.'

"Okay, you have my attention."

"Love means I narrowly chose you over a bunch of cats."

Ginger cats.

Witch: 'I've mellowed. Instead of black, do you have a gray cat?'

"Glendora Hagan got in another load of cats, Elinor honey. Can you take a couple?"

"Let's swap some cats today."

'... I have decided to change my name.'

Living with a cataholic.

My Bowl Is Empty.

Baskerville Tabby.

Two cats are high off catnip.

"Don't you just love that new cat smell?"

"It's a battle of wills - I'm refusing to do anything for his 'funny cat videos' web page."

'In ancient Egypt, cats were treated like gods and in this house, it's pretty much the same: Come in friend...'

Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat

A Cat becomes the victim of a broken spring in an armchair.

"You're God-knows-where all day long, then at night you pounce on my head... this is not a relationship."

'You only love me because you haven't got a boyfriend!'

"My husband finally taught him to use the toilet but can't convince him to give up kitty litter."

Another Truism Bites the Dust.

'Oh! She's such a pretty ba-a-by!! Yes, she is! A Pretty, pretty ba-a-a-b!...'

Cat attacks dog reading on a bench.