Cigarette Negotiator Pillows

Add a playful touch to their home or office space with our cigarette negotiator pillows. Comfortable and funny, these pillows celebrate their knack for negotiation with a creative flair.

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"I'll trade you two of my chocolate bars for five of your cigarettes."

"I'll trade you two of my chocolate bars for five of your cigarettes." mockup

"I'll trade you two of my chocolate bars for five of your cigarettes."

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"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company." mockup

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

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Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree. mockup

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

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'When we get there let me do the double talking.'

'When we get there let me do the double talking.' mockup

'When we get there let me do the double talking.'

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Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied mockup

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

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'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.' mockup

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

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'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.' mockup

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

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Flags

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"They're having a fight over how best to handle client conflict."

"They're having a fight over how best to handle client conflict." mockup

"They're having a fight over how best to handle client conflict."

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"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'" mockup

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

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"Then we have an unspoken agreement?" mockup

"Then we have an unspoken agreement?"

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"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!" mockup

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

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'You think I'm crazy; I think you're crazy...finally some common ground!'

'You think I'm crazy; I think you're crazy...finally some common ground!' mockup

'You think I'm crazy; I think you're crazy...finally some common ground!'

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'We're making progress. I just got a firm 'maybe'.'

'We're making progress. I just got a firm 'maybe'.' mockup

'We're making progress. I just got a firm 'maybe'.'

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'Try and be negative in a positive way.'

'Try and be negative in a positive way.' mockup

'Try and be negative in a positive way.'

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'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration.

'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration. mockup

'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration.

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'Ok, here's the meeting agenda ... it's gonna be a long one.'

'Ok, here's the meeting agenda ... it's gonna be a long one.' mockup

'Ok, here's the meeting agenda ... it's gonna be a long one.'

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'Gentlemen, I've been authorized to sweeten the offer.'

'Gentlemen, I've been authorized to sweeten the offer.' mockup

'Gentlemen, I've been authorized to sweeten the offer.'

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'Negotiations have reached an impasse, legal recommends we resort to violence.'

'Negotiations have reached an impasse, legal recommends we resort to violence.' mockup

'Negotiations have reached an impasse, legal recommends we resort to violence.'

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'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.'

'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.' mockup

'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.'

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Changing Minds

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Tariff Wars

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Do you want to win the game or my business?

Do you want to win the game or my business? mockup

Do you want to win the game or my business?

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'How did the 'I want you all to take a pay cut or leave' strategy go down?'

'How did the 'I want you all to take a pay cut or leave' strategy go down?' mockup

'How did the 'I want you all to take a pay cut or leave' strategy go down?'

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'To close the deal, I had to make some minor concessions.'

'To close the deal, I had to make some minor concessions.' mockup

'To close the deal, I had to make some minor concessions.'

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"That's Hicks from the corporate office. He's adorable, but trust me—when it comes to acquisitions, he's an animal!"

"That's Hicks from the corporate office. He's adorable, but trust me—when it comes to acquisitions, he's an animal!" mockup

"That's Hicks from the corporate office. He's adorable, but trust me—when it comes to acquisitions, he's an animal!"

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'Face it, we're never going to reach a consensus.'

'Face it, we're never going to reach a consensus.' mockup

'Face it, we're never going to reach a consensus.'

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'Could we finish these negotiations via e-mail? That will allow me to think before I respond to your proposals.'

'Could we finish these negotiations via e-mail? That will allow me to think before I respond to your proposals.' mockup

'Could we finish these negotiations via e-mail? That will allow me to think before I respond to your proposals.'

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'I'm part of the decision-making process... I'm the 'No' part.'

'I'm part of the decision-making process... I'm the 'No' part.' mockup

'I'm part of the decision-making process... I'm the 'No' part.'

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"I do. Have your people contact my people to hammer out the details."

"I do. Have your people contact my people to hammer out the details." mockup

"I do. Have your people contact my people to hammer out the details."

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BEWARE OF THE DOG!; 'So much for management's pledge to bargain in good faith.'

BEWARE OF THE DOG!; 'So much for management's pledge to bargain in good faith.' mockup

BEWARE OF THE DOG!; 'So much for management's pledge to bargain in good faith.'

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'He wants to close the deal with a handshake. What do you think about that?'

'He wants to close the deal with a handshake. What do you think about that?' mockup

'He wants to close the deal with a handshake. What do you think about that?'

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'No thanks, I don't drink when I'm driving home a point about investing.'

'No thanks, I don't drink when I'm driving home a point about investing.' mockup

'No thanks, I don't drink when I'm driving home a point about investing.'

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"At least we agree to disagree."

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Cigarette Negotiator Pillows Collection

Cigarette Negotiator Mugs

Explore our mugs collection for the cigarette negotiator and find the perfect humorous gift that brightens every morning.

Cigarette Negotiator Prints

Browse our prints collection to find artistic, humorous pieces that celebrate the art of negotiation with a fun twist.

Cigarette Negotiator T-Shirts

Check out our t-shirts featuring the cigarette negotiator theme – fun, witty, and sure to make them smile.