Tobacco Lobbyist Pillows

"Love it! 'People of smoke' instead of 'Smokers.' "

"Smokey The Tree"

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

'I trust this is a non-smoking uterus!'

F1 - Quit Smoking.

Due to public pressure international wildlife groups give the Canada goose the official status of 'annoying.'

"Every year I lobby for a tax on penguins, seals and polar bears and every year NOTHING!"

'You're going to have to stop smoking, drink less, change your eating habits and start taking regular exercise.' 'This seems awfy one-sided, Doctor.'

'Wow. The anti-smoking movement really has been successful.'

"Tomorrow, we'll take on the tobacco industry."

'Now I understand why people want to give them up.'

"Me, I became an outdoor cat when her new boyfriend moved in: he smokes in the house..."

The smoking Gun

Evangelical Political Influence

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

'I told you smokefree bars wouldn't be the end of it!'

Snowman with 'No Smoking' sign.

The Doorknob

NO smoking...Ties required...Ties & nicotine patches available.

Smoking Cessation Clinic - Formerly The Pub.

"He said if we don't let him in, he'll huff and he'll puff and he'll fill up our whole house with cigar smoke."

'Hi John, it's your partner, Peter. I've decided to have a non-smokers day off - it should just make up for all the cigarette breaks you've taken in the last month!'

Used Clothing, Antiques, Second Hand Smoke.

'Smoke free buildings' chase man with cigarette

'It's the only place they're allowed to advertise any more.'

'Cigarette?'

The Dangers of Passive Smoking

"This is the candidate I'll vote for! He took a bribe from my favorite cosmetic company!"

WARNING: Smoking turns you into a donkey.

The real cause of forest fires

'I agree that it adds to the mystery and drama - however, the office anti-smoking crusaders are really raising hell.'

Results of a Smoking Survey - 'They weren't very passive about smoking'

"As I told you before, I do not allow smoking in my restaurant..."

Politics Made Easy:

"You're fired, Pembroke. We're turning the office into a smoke-free environment."