Church Sale Pillows

Add comfort and blessing to your home with pillows that showcase the joyful spirit of church sales. Perfect for resting after a busy day at the community event.

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"Once again you've manged to bring more stuff home from the chuch bazaar than you managed to sell."

"Once again you've manged to bring more stuff home from the chuch bazaar than you managed to sell." mockup

"Once again you've manged to bring more stuff home from the chuch bazaar than you managed to sell."

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'Due to the poor response to the roof repair fund we cannot afford to lift the rafters when rejoicing in song.'

'Due to the poor response to the roof repair fund we cannot afford to lift the rafters when rejoicing in song.' mockup

'Due to the poor response to the roof repair fund we cannot afford to lift the rafters when rejoicing in song.'

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'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!' mockup

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

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"We should start a church where we only read the parts of the bible that are never read in church."

"We should start a church where we only read the parts of the bible that are never read in church." mockup

"We should start a church where we only read the parts of the bible that are never read in church."

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'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...'

'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...' mockup

'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...'

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'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.' mockup

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

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Lady about the cross: 'Now that all of us have trusted Christ, this is our family tree.'

Lady about the cross: 'Now that all of us have trusted Christ, this is our family tree.' mockup

Lady about the cross: 'Now that all of us have trusted Christ, this is our family tree.'

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Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues. mockup

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

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"Reverend, I recommend you turn the other cheek."

"Reverend, I recommend you turn the other cheek." mockup

"Reverend, I recommend you turn the other cheek."

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"...and for today only, you'll get 10% off all tithing!"

"...and for today only, you'll get 10% off all tithing!" mockup

"...and for today only, you'll get 10% off all tithing!"

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"Freshly ground pepper?"

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Dance of the Red (Papal) Shoes.

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"Are there any here today who feel this union is not in the best interests of baseball?"

"Are there any here today who feel this union is not in the best interests of baseball?" mockup

"Are there any here today who feel this union is not in the best interests of baseball?"

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"That's our new church mascot."

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'It's good to see you, Mr. McWit, but you do realize that today is neither Christmas or Easter?'

'It's good to see you, Mr. McWit, but you do realize that today is neither Christmas or Easter?' mockup

'It's good to see you, Mr. McWit, but you do realize that today is neither Christmas or Easter?'

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"Life is very fragile so we should handle it with 'prayer'."

"Life is very fragile so we should handle it with 'prayer'." mockup

"Life is very fragile so we should handle it with 'prayer'."

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Clown Ministry Baptism Today

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"Call me 'pops' one more time and I'll lace 'ya one!"

"Call me 'pops' one more time and I'll lace 'ya one!" mockup

"Call me 'pops' one more time and I'll lace 'ya one!"

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'Let us pray...'

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'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'

'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....' mockup

'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'

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'Don't believe everything you read in the papers!' (Vicar to lady reading the war cry).

'Don't believe everything you read in the papers!' (Vicar to lady reading the war cry). mockup

'Don't believe everything you read in the papers!' (Vicar to lady reading the war cry).

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'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.' mockup

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

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Sermon Applause.

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The Sleeping Congregation.

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"Nice to see you replenishing the font with holy water vicar."

"Nice to see you replenishing the font with holy water vicar." mockup

"Nice to see you replenishing the font with holy water vicar."

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"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..." mockup

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

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Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions. mockup

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

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"As a child of the pastor, did you stop and think that just because you can belch the books of the Bible, should you?"

"As a child of the pastor, did you stop and think that just because you can belch the books of the Bible, should you?" mockup

"As a child of the pastor, did you stop and think that just because you can belch the books of the Bible, should you?"

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The ten ammendments

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Vicar wearing sunglasses.

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'Haven't seen you in church lately John?'

'Haven't seen you in church lately John?' mockup

'Haven't seen you in church lately John?'

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United Church of OMG

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God is for life not just for Christmas. mockup

God is for life not just for Christmas.

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Church Sale Pillows Collection

Church Sale Mugs

Looking for more church sale humor? Check out our collection of mugs that celebrate the fun spirit of community fundraising.

Church Sale Prints

Decorate with heart and humor—explore our prints that capture the essence of church sales and faith community life.

Church Sale T-Shirts

Want more ways to show your support? Browse our church sale-themed t-shirts, perfect for volunteers and attendees alike.