Hubbard's not around anymore, is he?
Church Of Scientology T-Shirts
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'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'
'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.
Bless me father, for I have sinned...my brother did it.'
'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'
He avoids wrath, envy, lust, greed, gluttony and sloth -- the problem is he's proud of it!
"We should start a church where we only read the parts of the bible that are never read in church."
'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...'
'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'
Lady about the cross: 'Now that all of us have trusted Christ, this is our family tree.'
"Reverend, I recommend you turn the other cheek."
"...and for today only, you'll get 10% off all tithing!"
"Freshly ground pepper?"
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"Life is very fragile so we should handle it with 'prayer'."
'It's good to see you, Mr. McWit, but you do realize that today is neither Christmas or Easter?'
We're willing to flee temptation, if we can leave a forwarding address.
'Let us pray...'
Dance of the Red (Papal) Shoes.
Drive-thru Church
"Are there any here today who feel this union is not in the best interests of baseball?"
"We missed you at church Sunday."
"Call me 'pops' one more time and I'll lace 'ya one!"
'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'
"Mark, you have to stop calling John's gospel 'Fan Fiction.'"
'Don't believe everything you read in the papers!' (Vicar to lady reading the war cry).
United Church of OMG
Vicar wearing sunglasses.
Sermon Applause.
The Sleeping Congregation.
The ten ammendments
"As a child of the pastor, did you stop and think that just because you can belch the books of the Bible, should you?"
'Haven't seen you in church lately John?'
Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.
"Nice to see you replenishing the font with holy water vicar."
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