Church Members Pillows

Add a touch of comfort and faith to their home with pillows featuring uplifting and humorous messages for church members—ideal for cozying up during prayer or quiet reflection.

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'Last week's sermon was supposed to be about Plagues, but I got the flu.'

'Last week's sermon was supposed to be about Plagues, but I got the flu.' mockup

'Last week's sermon was supposed to be about Plagues, but I got the flu.'

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"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray." mockup

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

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"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm" mockup

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

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"We should start a church where we only read the parts of the bible that are never read in church."

"We should start a church where we only read the parts of the bible that are never read in church." mockup

"We should start a church where we only read the parts of the bible that are never read in church."

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'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...'

'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...' mockup

'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...'

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'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!' mockup

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

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'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.' mockup

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

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Lady about the cross: 'Now that all of us have trusted Christ, this is our family tree.'

Lady about the cross: 'Now that all of us have trusted Christ, this is our family tree.' mockup

Lady about the cross: 'Now that all of us have trusted Christ, this is our family tree.'

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"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"

"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?" mockup

"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"

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"Reverend, I recommend you turn the other cheek."

"Reverend, I recommend you turn the other cheek." mockup

"Reverend, I recommend you turn the other cheek."

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"...and for today only, you'll get 10% off all tithing!"

"...and for today only, you'll get 10% off all tithing!" mockup

"...and for today only, you'll get 10% off all tithing!"

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"...and I, Pastor Smith...preaching to you now from this pulpit, speak to you from experience about the 'strong-willed' child...BELIEVE me!"

"...and I, Pastor Smith...preaching to you now from this pulpit, speak to you from experience about the 'strong-willed' child...BELIEVE me!" mockup

"...and I, Pastor Smith...preaching to you now from this pulpit, speak to you from experience about the 'strong-willed' child...BELIEVE me!"

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"Freshly ground pepper?"

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'Let us pray...'

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"We missed you at church Sunday." mockup

"We missed you at church Sunday."

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"Life is very fragile so we should handle it with 'prayer'."

"Life is very fragile so we should handle it with 'prayer'." mockup

"Life is very fragile so we should handle it with 'prayer'."

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Clown Ministry Baptism Today

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"Are there any here today who feel this union is not in the best interests of baseball?"

"Are there any here today who feel this union is not in the best interests of baseball?" mockup

"Are there any here today who feel this union is not in the best interests of baseball?"

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'It's good to see you, Mr. McWit, but you do realize that today is neither Christmas or Easter?'

'It's good to see you, Mr. McWit, but you do realize that today is neither Christmas or Easter?' mockup

'It's good to see you, Mr. McWit, but you do realize that today is neither Christmas or Easter?'

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"Call me 'pops' one more time and I'll lace 'ya one!"

"Call me 'pops' one more time and I'll lace 'ya one!" mockup

"Call me 'pops' one more time and I'll lace 'ya one!"

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Dance of the Red (Papal) Shoes.

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'Due to our failure to secure a holiday-relief organisty, the next hymn will also be sung to the tune of Chopsticks.'

'Due to our failure to secure a holiday-relief organisty, the next hymn will also be sung to the tune of Chopsticks.' mockup

'Due to our failure to secure a holiday-relief organisty, the next hymn will also be sung to the tune of Chopsticks.'

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'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'

'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....' mockup

'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'

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'Don't believe everything you read in the papers!' (Vicar to lady reading the war cry).

'Don't believe everything you read in the papers!' (Vicar to lady reading the war cry). mockup

'Don't believe everything you read in the papers!' (Vicar to lady reading the war cry).

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"Nice to see you replenishing the font with holy water vicar."

"Nice to see you replenishing the font with holy water vicar." mockup

"Nice to see you replenishing the font with holy water vicar."

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The Sleeping Congregation.

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Sermon Applause.

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Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions. mockup

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

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"As a child of the pastor, did you stop and think that just because you can belch the books of the Bible, should you?"

"As a child of the pastor, did you stop and think that just because you can belch the books of the Bible, should you?" mockup

"As a child of the pastor, did you stop and think that just because you can belch the books of the Bible, should you?"

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The ten ammendments

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Vicar wearing sunglasses.

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'Haven't seen you in church lately John?'

'Haven't seen you in church lately John?' mockup

'Haven't seen you in church lately John?'

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United Church of OMG

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Church Members Pillows Collection

Church Members Mugs

Explore our collection of faith-inspired mugs—perfect for church members who cherish morning coffee with a spiritual touch.

Church Members Prints

Discover beautiful prints that celebrate faith and fellowship—ideal for inspiring your church community’s spaces.

Church Members T-Shirts

Check out our range of humorous and heartfelt t-shirts designed for church members—wear your faith with pride and a smile.