Church Jesters Gifts

"I hate performance review season."

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

COWS: Cow Pong

'I was just beginning to think about my portfolio. Now you're telling me to rethink it.'

Medieval headlines.

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

"And that, gentlemen, is the Friday 4.55 pm Bad News Email Dump."

"Twenty five years! But your honor,

'I take it his performance review went well.'

An Early Ventriloquist Meets His Future Dummy

'Yes, it's a foul. But is it a flagrant foul?'

'Congratulations, you're now man and wife. You may club the bride. '

Excommunicate Me.

"Oh well, what does a jester know?"

"Intern? Oh, no. He wandered in from our day care center."

Noah's Nark.

'Your Honor, permission to abandon the strict, upstanding, fiduciary responsibilities of my profession for a chance at fleeting personal, carnal gratification?'

The afternoons are okay, it's at night that I can't sleep.

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

'When did YOU switch to a talk format?'

Jeff hated performance reviews.

"No, it's not a to-do lost."

'I'm sorry, this is the line for people who volunteered to help their community. You're looking for the eternal damnation department.'

"Sir, Sparky is here for his 3:00 pm throw."

Notice on back of bishop's gown - How's My Droving.

'We must be nearing land. It's a discount coupon from the island's mall.'

'The prisons are full, so I'm sentencing you to marry Rosie O'Donnell.'

'Management is upgrading all the hardware.'

'Granted, Your Honor, he may look like a criminal.'

'He must be the real Santa... He was the only sober guy at the Xmas party!'

"I'll have my people call your people."

'How do you like this one?...Inflatable dart board.'