Church Jesters Gifts

Can we use the buddy system and just keep five commandments each?

"I hate performance review season."

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

COWS: Cow Pong

'I was just beginning to think about my portfolio. Now you're telling me to rethink it.'

Medieval headlines.

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

"And that, gentlemen, is the Friday 4.55 pm Bad News Email Dump."

"Twenty five years! But your honor,

'Congratulations, you're now man and wife. You may club the bride. '

'Yes, it's a foul. But is it a flagrant foul?'

Excommunicate Me.

'I take it his performance review went well.'

An Early Ventriloquist Meets His Future Dummy

I hate these he shed, she shed cases.

"Intern? Oh, no. He wandered in from our day care center."

"Oh well, what does a jester know?"

Noah's Nark.

'Your Honor, permission to abandon the strict, upstanding, fiduciary responsibilities of my profession for a chance at fleeting personal, carnal gratification?'

The afternoons are okay, it's at night that I can't sleep.

Jeff hated performance reviews.

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

'When did YOU switch to a talk format?'

"No, it's not a to-do lost."

Hi. I'm Jonathan. I'll be your judge this afternoon. Legal Menu.

Prosecutor's Office. The judge threw out the confession --- He said it was coerced. You violated the duress code!

'I'm sorry, this is the line for people who volunteered to help their community. You're looking for the eternal damnation department.'

"Sir, Sparky is here for his 3:00 pm throw."

'We must be nearing land. It's a discount coupon from the island's mall.'

'The prisons are full, so I'm sentencing you to marry Rosie O'Donnell.'

Notice on back of bishop's gown - How's My Droving.

'Management is upgrading all the hardware.'

'He must be the real Santa... He was the only sober guy at the Xmas party!'

"I'll have my people call your people."

'I ran with them once.'