"I just don't feel like you value my role as associate pastor."
Church Hierarchy Gifts
Looking for a gift for a church hierarchy enthusiast? Our collection offers witty and meaningful items that celebrate the structure and tradition of church leadership. Whether they're clergy, church volunteers, or avid church community members, you'll find something that speaks to their faith and sense of humor.
"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!"
"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."
Bless me father, for I have sinned...my brother did it.'
'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...'
"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"
"That arrow always goes to the bottom when I walk by."
"We should start a church where we only read the parts of the bible that are never read in church."
He avoids wrath, envy, lust, greed, gluttony and sloth -- the problem is he's proud of it!
'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'
'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'
"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"
Lady about the cross: 'Now that all of us have trusted Christ, this is our family tree.'
Two Men Discuss Ministers.
"Reverend, I recommend you turn the other cheek."
'I'm delegating everything but my paycheck and my snazzy office to you.'
"...and for today only, you'll get 10% off all tithing!"
"Freshly ground pepper?"
'God's forgiveness of sins ... is that like a spiritual bailout program?'
'Let us pray...'
"O.K., if you put it that way."
'It's good to see you, Mr. McWit, but you do realize that today is neither Christmas or Easter?'
"That's our new church mascot."
"We missed you at church Sunday."
"Are there any here today who feel this union is not in the best interests of baseball?"
"Call me 'pops' one more time and I'll lace 'ya one!"
"Can the folks in the nose-bleed section hear me alright?!"
Dance of the Red (Papal) Shoes.
We're willing to flee temptation, if we can leave a forwarding address.
Clown Ministry Baptism Today
"Life is very fragile so we should handle it with 'prayer'."
Michelangelo is painting the Sistine Chapel ceiling and a priest comes to check how he's going - 'Michelangelo, what the hell is that? I just wanted a couple of coats of duck-egg blue!'
"Mark, you have to stop calling John's gospel 'Fan Fiction.'"
'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'
'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'
Church Hierarchy Gifts Collection
Church Hierarchy Mugs
Browse our selection of church hierarchy-themed mugs—ideal for clergy and church fans who love a good laugh over their morning coffee.
Church Hierarchy Pillows
Explore our humorous and heartfelt pillows inspired by church hierarchy—great for livening up any church space or home.
Church Hierarchy Prints
View our collection of church hierarchy prints—ideal for inspiring or amusing decor that celebrates church tradition.
Church Hierarchy T-Shirts
Check out our church hierarchy t-shirts—fun, witty, and perfect for church staff or anyone interested in church leadership roles.