Church Environment Pillows

'Verger, give me a hand to move the font over a bit. . .'

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

"You seem troubled, Pastor. Is anything worrying you...I mean aside from the sins of the world, the vanity of humankind, man's inhumanity to man..."

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

"We should start a church where we only read the parts of the bible that are never read in church."

'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...'

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

Lady about the cross: 'Now that all of us have trusted Christ, this is our family tree.'

"...and for today only, you'll get 10% off all tithing!"

'... and bless all of God's creatures with the possible exception of the greenfly...'

Cleric with bible briefcase.

"Reverend, I recommend you turn the other cheek."

"Freshly ground pepper?"

"That's our new church mascot."

"We missed you at church Sunday."

'Let us pray...'

"Call me 'pops' one more time and I'll lace 'ya one!"

Clown Ministry Baptism Today

Dance of the Red (Papal) Shoes.

"Life is very fragile so we should handle it with 'prayer'."

'It's good to see you, Mr. McWit, but you do realize that today is neither Christmas or Easter?'

"Are there any here today who feel this union is not in the best interests of baseball?"

'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'

'Don't believe everything you read in the papers!' (Vicar to lady reading the war cry).

"As a child of the pastor, did you stop and think that just because you can belch the books of the Bible, should you?"

The ten ammendments

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

The Sleeping Congregation.

'Haven't seen you in church lately John?'

Vicar wearing sunglasses.

Sermon Applause.