Church Cookbook Collector Pillows

'Today's sermon is on the feeding of the five thousand...and I'll be giving you the recipe for that.'

Come dine with me!

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Cookbooks

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

How to Deal With Leftover Turkey

Party time.

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

Church Basement Foodie

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

Restaurant Chef with book titled: 'Introduction To Cooking'.

'Men's cooking'

Vegetable Cook

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

"Looks like it's time to make the banana bread."

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

How to correctly estimate cooking time

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."

An Advance Visit From The Three Wise Men

Cook in the cookery section.

"Then add one extra large egg..."

How to make an unforgettable dinner for four

"Bill just does celebrity cook-books these days, that's where the real money is."

Seminal moments in Chicken History

'I'm writing a vegetarian cook book.'

"It's a recipe from the 'Anti-Christ' cookbook."

'Preparing free-range chicken requires an extremely patient chef.'

"I just explained 'kugel' to him."

My old recipes have so many food stains they're practically scratch and sniff.

"It's my family's special recipe, passed down through generations on the cream cheese package."