'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'
Church Connoisseur Gifts
Looking for a gift for a church connoisseur? Our collection features humorous and heartfelt items perfect for anyone who appreciates spiritual art, church humor, and religious devotion. From mugs to prints, surprise a devoted believer with a touch of personality and faith-based flair.
The 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th, and 5th baptist church buildings in a row
Instructional guide to scribbling
Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'
Archimedes statue with a lever
"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."
Piano Recital
Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration
'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'
Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .
'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'
Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'
Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami
"That's our new church mascot."
'This year I'm deliverying everything FedEx!'
"Hey, would you mind taking a quick sculpture of me and my family?"
'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'
"Some Debussy, Igor."
Music Student
'All it needs is a ceiling fan.'
'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'
Sir Edward Elgar
R.C.I.A.
God is for life not just for Christmas.
Brahms and Liszt at Christmas!
"How awful! - was he a band, or an orchestra conductor?"
"Since you're into burnt offerings you should come over some Sunday for one of her special dinners."
'Details of the summer fete can be found on our website. The address is on the notice board at the back of the church.'
"Pastor Bob is the leader of the flock, son, not the herd."
'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'
Man frozen in portrait pose.
Cosmetic Stone Mason.
About the potter.
Sergey Rahmaninov
'Look Clara, I'm telling you for the last time, it's not me who's crazy. It's Eusebius.'
Church Connoisseur Gifts Collection
Church Connoisseur Mugs
Explore our mugs collection for more faith-inspired designs that are perfect for any church enthusiast.
Church Connoisseur Pillows
Check out our pillows for cozy, faith-inspired options that bring a spiritual touch to any home or prayer corner.
Church Connoisseur Prints
Browse our prints for inspiring religious artwork that celebrates faith, community, and devotion in a stylish way.
Church Connoisseur T-Shirts
Browse our t-shirt selection for witty and heartfelt designs that speak to the spirit and devotion of a true church connoisseur.