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'You are still pulling a bit too hard, Mr. Dunn!'

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

Church restrooms

Finger puppets in church.

'To avoid possible schism, a period of careful reflection is needed before changing the light-bulb.'

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

'Funny in my day they all looked like WInston Churchill.'

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

'But, apart from the pews, the sermon, the hymns, the coffee and, 'all that praying', you'd come again?'

Minister Starts at a New Church

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

Excommunicate Me.

Church Parking Space Reserved For Sinner Of The Week

"Wake up! Brother Billy's finished praying."

'Now, where was I when the lectern collapsed?'

Eucharist

'It's a devil to start on these damp November Sunday mornings - luckily we have a sidesman who works for the AA.'

"No matter how badly you have sinned, you don't have to worry about losing your coverage!"

"Can we discuss this?"

Pastor wearing sunglasses against the hymns.

'I hate the new vicar's cheese and wine parties.'

'The Bishop called - he'd like to see a copy of that sermon you gave last Sunday.'

"That vicar really knows how to put the fear of god into people."

"First, you have to get their attention."

Ding and Dong.

'Welcome to our first ever... Casual Sunday.'

'Today's sermon may seem a little incoherent -- my 'Preach-o-Mat' program crashed.'

"...and Lord, we thank You for blessing Farmer Finkel with an abundant bean harvest...and thus our new pews."

'Would you like seating in snoring or non-snoring?'

"Please rise."

'God, I hate Sunday mornings.'

"Tell me, have you ever been in a church prior to getting married?"