Chronic Truancy Expert Gifts

Looking for a gift that captures the humorous side of a chronic truancy expert? Our collection features clever designs that bring a light-hearted touch to their unique interest. Whether it’s a silly mug, a witty T-shirt, or a playful print, these gifts are crafted for those who love a good laugh and a touch of personality. Perfect for sparking smiles and showcasing their creative spirit, our products make memorable presents for anyone with an interest in humor and originality.

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"He's faking it to get out of school. Bring in his teacher and run some tests."

"He's faking it to get out of school. Bring in his teacher and run some tests." mockup

"He's faking it to get out of school. Bring in his teacher and run some tests."

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'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...' mockup

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

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"What do you have that won't kill me?" mockup

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

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'I followed you advice for losing weight....i got naked and stood in front of a mirror...they threw me out of the restaurant.'

'I followed you advice for losing weight....i got naked and stood in front of a mirror...they threw me out of the restaurant.' mockup

'I followed you advice for losing weight....i got naked and stood in front of a mirror...they threw me out of the restaurant.'

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"What I'm prescribing is so cutting edge, even I can't pronounce it."

"What I'm prescribing is so cutting edge, even I can't pronounce it." mockup

"What I'm prescribing is so cutting edge, even I can't pronounce it."

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'Beef Counselor - mad cow, foot and mouth, diet, nutrition, ethics'

'Beef Counselor - mad cow, foot and mouth, diet, nutrition, ethics' mockup

'Beef Counselor - mad cow, foot and mouth, diet, nutrition, ethics'

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'I try to avoid the trap of letting my idleness define me.'

'I try to avoid the trap of letting my idleness define me.' mockup

'I try to avoid the trap of letting my idleness define me.'

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"Your son's web presence doesn't make up for his truancy."

"Your son's web presence doesn't make up for his truancy." mockup

"Your son's web presence doesn't make up for his truancy."

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"Frankly Mr. Watkins - all your current health issues are down to you rubbish diet..."

"Frankly Mr. Watkins - all your current health issues are down to you rubbish diet..." mockup

"Frankly Mr. Watkins - all your current health issues are down to you rubbish diet..."

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Clancy Strip:At a Restaurant

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"Your call is important to us. Your estimated wait time is less than five hours."

"Your call is important to us. Your estimated wait time is less than five hours." mockup

"Your call is important to us. Your estimated wait time is less than five hours."

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Food that is good for you and food that is good for drug companies.

Food that is good for you and food that is good for drug companies. mockup

Food that is good for you and food that is good for drug companies.

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'The good news is that our latest diet products work fabulously well. The bad news is that we haven't got any customers any more!'

'The good news is that our latest diet products work fabulously well. The bad news is that we haven't got any customers any more!' mockup

'The good news is that our latest diet products work fabulously well. The bad news is that we haven't got any customers any more!'

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Jack felt much better, now that he was working out.

Jack felt much better, now that he was working out. mockup

Jack felt much better, now that he was working out.

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Alternative medicine

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'The reason you've healed so quickly is because you're in such good shape!'

'The reason you've healed so quickly is because you're in such good shape!' mockup

'The reason you've healed so quickly is because you're in such good shape!'

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"Today we practiced counting to five, and the teacher practiced counting to ten."

"Today we practiced counting to five, and the teacher practiced counting to ten." mockup

"Today we practiced counting to five, and the teacher practiced counting to ten."

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"Eating less and exercising more. . . It's the only thing that works but how can we monetise it?"

"Eating less and exercising more. . . It's the only thing that works but how can we monetise it?" mockup

"Eating less and exercising more. . . It's the only thing that works but how can we monetise it?"

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'It's new and it has really caught on!' (High Energy Bar and Grill).

'It's new and it has really caught on!' (High Energy Bar and Grill). mockup

'It's new and it has really caught on!' (High Energy Bar and Grill).

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"I've been waiting here so long I think I'm cured."

"I've been waiting here so long I think I'm cured." mockup

"I've been waiting here so long I think I'm cured."

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"No, you're not getting too old for school."

"No, you're not getting too old for school." mockup

"No, you're not getting too old for school."

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'What do you mean 'how much longer am I going to keep you on hold' - I called you!'

'What do you mean 'how much longer am I going to keep you on hold' - I called you!' mockup

'What do you mean 'how much longer am I going to keep you on hold' - I called you!'

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"It's 10000 steps a DAY, not a YEAR!" mockup

"It's 10000 steps a DAY, not a YEAR!"

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This is News Six reporting from the New Jersey Turnpike. Southbound traffic is at a standstill. Now back to the newsroom.

This is News Six reporting from the New Jersey Turnpike. Southbound traffic is at a standstill. Now back to the newsroom. mockup

This is News Six reporting from the New Jersey Turnpike. Southbound traffic is at a standstill. Now back to the newsroom.

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"Welcome to the Department of Delayed Gratification. Take a number."

"Welcome to the Department of Delayed Gratification. Take a number." mockup

"Welcome to the Department of Delayed Gratification. Take a number."

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'Your diet is to full of chemicals and artificial additives, I'll see what I can prescribe you to help.'

'Your diet is to full of chemicals and artificial additives, I'll see what I can prescribe you to help.' mockup

'Your diet is to full of chemicals and artificial additives, I'll see what I can prescribe you to help.'

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"Good. . . evening. . . welcome . . . to . . . the. . . slow. . . cooker. . ."

"Good. . . evening. . . welcome . . . to . . . the. . . slow. . . cooker. . ." mockup

"Good. . . evening. . . welcome . . . to . . . the. . . slow. . . cooker. . ."

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'That old 'diet and exercise scam' again!'

'That old 'diet and exercise scam' again!' mockup

'That old 'diet and exercise scam' again!'

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'You've stayed on hold for 20 minutes? Oh, dear! You'd better make an appointment with Dr. Willems to work on your self-esteem.'

'You've stayed on hold for 20 minutes? Oh, dear! You'd better make an appointment with Dr. Willems to work on your self-esteem.' mockup

'You've stayed on hold for 20 minutes? Oh, dear! You'd better make an appointment with Dr. Willems to work on your self-esteem.'

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'Sorry, he's away and won't be back for a week.'

'Sorry, he's away and won't be back for a week.' mockup

'Sorry, he's away and won't be back for a week.'

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"For heaven's sake try to relax now you're retired."

"For heaven's sake try to relax now you're retired." mockup

"For heaven's sake try to relax now you're retired."

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'Just as I thought. You've outgrown your coverage.'

'Just as I thought. You've outgrown your coverage.' mockup

'Just as I thought. You've outgrown your coverage.'

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Thank you for not smacking

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It may help as part of your weight loss campaign...but it's a little extreme.

It may help as part of your weight loss campaign...but it's a little extreme. mockup

It may help as part of your weight loss campaign...but it's a little extreme.

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'You don't know anything about waiting.'

'You don't know anything about waiting.' mockup

'You don't know anything about waiting.'

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Chronic Truancy Expert Gifts Collection

Chronic Truancy Expert Mugs

Explore our hilarious collection of mugs perfect for the chronic truancy expert. Find the ideal humorous design that adds personality to their morning routine.

Chronic Truancy Expert Pillows

Shop playful pillows designed for the chronic truancy enthusiast. Bring humor and comfort into their living space with these clever, creative designs.

Chronic Truancy Expert Prints

Browse our collection of prints highlighting the charm of the chronic truancy expert. Add a touch of humor and personality to any room with these witty designs.

Chronic Truancy Expert T-Shirts

Discover fun and witty T-shirts celebrating the quirky interests of the chronic truancy expert. Perfect for showcasing their unique personality with humor.