Chronic Chip Craver Pillows

"Chips?! Oh yes, in the old days, we used to have chips almost weekly, but then, his girlfriend moved in."

Little league world series of poker.

"Smaller, more powerful chips allow me to have a smaller head."

"Lovely dovetail."

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

'I need affordable daycare now!'

"They found a defect in the new chip. Looks like someone was asleep at the itty-bitty, teeny-weeny switch."

"Ask Mom for Sweet Chunk Cookies. If she says no, ask Grandma."

'Diet? Yeah I'm on a prop's diet...pies,chips,burgers and coke!'

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

'Are these mushrooms edible?'

'I used to love the wild abandon of the old stampedes.'

Not that one. It's got the chips in it.

'Hello, yes, I'd like to order 200 packs of the sweets you can eat between meals.'

"I'll have a gluten-free, hypoallergenic vegan cookie with whipped hand-sanitizer topping."

'I miss the noise, the pollution and all the other stuff that we came here to get away from.'

'Bruno! That's my email!...Drop it!!'

'Please help - can't afford sweets - spent pocket money on mobile phone credit.'

"It was a lovely holiday. The chips crispy and delicious, the ice cream cornets were to die for, the only downside being, the hostility of the humans, who were reluctant to share their sustenance."

Gertie's never been the same since she got the cape

'Fantastic! With this new microchip we can build PCs ten times more powerful than today's, that won't sell at Christmas either!'

"I'll always love you just the way I am."

"Relax, the chip shortage has nothing to do with the potato variety."

'I was just wondering if you already ate that chocolate they left on your pillow last night?"

"My business plan? Well, all my friends are addicted, so if I can get access to potatoes and set up a deep fryer, I'll be rich!"

"By opening this cookie you are agreeing to whatever terms..."

"I was just surprised you put the word 'marriage' next to the question asking if you suffered from a chronic condition."

Twitching coffee shop.

"Sir? Which one is the chip tree?"

OUT of ORDER

'Why not use dental floss instead of candy floss?!'

"I always drink from a travel mug. It makes me feel like I'm out of the house."

Seagulls