Christmas History Buff T-Shirts

"The nerve of some folks, fronting up without a booking this close to Christmas."

"Tonight we are going out to plunder, lads!"

Old fashioned Christmas shopping

Let's tell the folks in the Garlic Belt there's no budget for steps 2 and 3.

The world watches in horror as Trump and Putin collude.

"IS this an unauthorised social gathering?"

"Lady Liberty, I choose you...ooo...ooo...oooh!"

"At the Christmas Artifacts Museum"

"Whaddya say, Black? We'll plunder the seas together. You scratch my back; I'll scratch yours."

Shakespearean Character with a Balloon

World Domination

'The shepherds couldn't make it!'

Wangling War Films How to Make and Fake Them: III The Arrival of German prisoners at Margate Jetty by the Night boat from Boulogne.

2008 politics/economy.

'Dang it, Dasher, I told you to go before we left to North Pole!'

"When I was a kid? Well...me and your dad would just head out the back door and pick our tree!" "Wow! Grandpa owned a plastics factory!"

'The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with!'

"Look! The name is Donder! Not Donner! It's Donder! Got it? Good!"

'Hey! †I thought we were going to make our own rules!'

"I'm sorry, Rudolph, but empathetic soulsource crystal navigation has made that nose of yours pretty much obsolete."

George W - Stop the Trillion Dollar War.

the Lesser-known Nogs

Death of the cook

"In many Latin American countries, Columbus Day is celebrated as 'Dia de la Raza.' In The Bahamas, it's called 'Discovery Day.' In Argentina, it's known as 'Day of the Americas.'"

Pigeon WC

Manners and customs of 'ye Englyshe', scene 1.

Santa is not welcome amongst the Magi.

"You really need to get rid of these clothes if you want to stop being mistaken for a historical re-enactor."