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"That's for the kids that've been naughty."

"Tell me again about how I can shop online and have gifts delivered without leaving my office."

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Picasso: The Early Years

The High Line at Giza

"I certainly trust this meal is kosher."

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

Pearly King and Queen

Out of kilter.

Welsh airport arrivals.

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

Kultural K9's.

'Wine represents all things civilized. It's an artistic expression, a manifestation of cultural enlightenment...'

Christmas TV...

"Outré or simply bad?"

Christmas on Other Planets.

"I don't know art, but I know what I like!"

A meeting on the pier

Culture clash

Maypole

Barry Norman

"Damn it, Persky! I ask you for a fiercely choreographed rite of destruction and rebirth, and you give me a febrile study of dehumanized angst."

'I wanted somewhere like England, but in Spain.'

Easter Island moai as cocktails.

"Ok clss pls trn ur pprs ovr n strt :)"

No one ever tried to rob the Samurai Bank.

Stephen Harpers's China Diary - Great Wall Tour.

"Throw me somethin', mister."

Culture, Media and Sport Podium.

Rudolph With His Nose So Bright.

Used to it.

Irish Writers showing mastery over English

'Oh no, that's so half past four!'