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"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

"Heavens above no, I'm not the angel of the Lord. I'm the landlord from the Angel. I wondered if you fancied a pint."

'Leave the Iranian airspace at once!'

'The opinions expressed by Burt are not necessarily those of Ernie.'

Papa, how come Rudolph has a red nose? Because he's a drunk, son. Plain and simple.

"Gold ended the day on a new high, while frankincense and myrrh both opened well but faded as the markets closed."

"He is stingy. If he is giving gold it's only because prices have hit rock-bottom..."

'Never mind the price, what the hell is myrhh?'

'Dang it, Dasher, I told you to go before we left to North Pole!'

'Why miniature reindeer? Why not a flying dog-sled team?'

Sadly, Rapunzel didn't account for the Prince's weight.

"It's time we have a little chat."

While Shepherds watched their flocks by night

Christmas Tree Decorated with Books.

'My dad, says you're not the real Santa. He said, you're just some fella off the dole.'

"I'm getting a CAT scan after Christmas."

'It doesn't say anything about gift tax, son. It just says the Magi came bearing gifts.'

Slay Ride.

"In many Latin American countries, Columbus Day is celebrated as 'Dia de la Raza.' In The Bahamas, it's called 'Discovery Day.' In Argentina, it's known as 'Day of the Americas.'"

The oft-forgotten Three Old Wines who didn't quite manage to follow the star.

Twas 6 days before Christmas when Santa heard a ker-plunk! He rushed to the door, and found the ice cap had shrunk...

"Tell me again about how I can shop online and have gifts delivered without leaving my office."

"Hey boy! Hey! Hey! Hey! Are those earbuds? Hey!!"

What really happened to the Virgin Mary.

"I am as light as a feather, I am as happy as an angel, I am as merry as a school-boy." "Our only hope."

"I'm the ghost of Christmas past and future because time has no meaning anymore."

Ghost of Happy Holidays Future

Santa Claus

Santa's Little Enablers

Santa Cruise