Christmas History Buff Gifts

"The nerve of some folks, fronting up without a booking this close to Christmas."

There were originally four musketeers. He said that the pen is mightier than the sword.

"Tonight we are going out to plunder, lads!"

Mitt Romney: Double Guantánamo

Christmas on Other Planets.

Old fashioned Christmas shopping

"Tractors, Sir - thousands of 'em!"

The world watches in horror as Trump and Putin collude.

"IS this an unauthorised social gathering?"

Let's tell the folks in the Garlic Belt there's no budget for steps 2 and 3.

"At the Christmas Artifacts Museum"

"Lady Liberty, I choose you...ooo...ooo...oooh!"

"Whaddya say, Black? We'll plunder the seas together. You scratch my back; I'll scratch yours."

Shakespearean Character with a Balloon

'How do I celebrate Spring? Cinco de Vino.'

'The shepherds couldn't make it!'

World Domination

2008 politics/economy.

'Dang it, Dasher, I told you to go before we left to North Pole!'

Wangling War Films How to Make and Fake Them: III The Arrival of German prisoners at Margate Jetty by the Night boat from Boulogne.

"When I was a kid? Well...me and your dad would just head out the back door and pick our tree!" "Wow! Grandpa owned a plastics factory!"

'The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with!'

Death of the cook

"I'm sorry, Rudolph, but empathetic soulsource crystal navigation has made that nose of yours pretty much obsolete."

'Hey! †I thought we were going to make our own rules!'

George W - Stop the Trillion Dollar War.

the Lesser-known Nogs

"Look! The name is Donder! Not Donner! It's Donder! Got it? Good!"

"In many Latin American countries, Columbus Day is celebrated as 'Dia de la Raza.' In The Bahamas, it's called 'Discovery Day.' In Argentina, it's known as 'Day of the Americas.'"

Manners and customs of 'ye Englyshe', scene 1.

"You really need to get rid of these clothes if you want to stop being mistaken for a historical re-enactor."

Donald Trump is a Plagiarist Too

Pigeon WC

'I'm writing a national anthem for the king -- what rhymes with 'William of Orange'?'

Santa is not welcome amongst the Magi.