Christmas Fashion Gifts

'You've got a new Christmas sweater!'

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

Christmas sweater alternatives

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

'I play an evolving character, In the second act, I'm a piece of pie,'

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

"So yes, I bit him! How was I supposed to know it was Master wearing a red fat-suit and a fake white beard?"

Ugly Holiday Sweaters

"We couldn't find a sitter."

"December 29, 1991: Janet sacrifices months of self esteem therapy for the perfect New Year's Eve dress." "It's called an 'Everest' gown because it would be a monumental task to squeeze that mountain you call an ass into it."

A bit pre festive isn't it?

The Holiday Party Invitation.

"Everyone's always calling my sweaters ugly."

Christmas Hat Tree

Blonde woman talking to airport bookshop assistant, 'I'll be spending a lot of time by the pool - do you have anything in pink that would match my bikini?'

"Keep the holiday beard, by all means, but please lose the hat."

'If you'd try dressing a little more conservatively, you might be able to get a job in the mainstream.'

Reindeer Sweater

"What's with funny little guys wearing bright colored clothes in the arctic?"

'Aside from the fact that you're green with envy, you're not wearing any green.'

"Oh, Santa! Not you too?"

Despite what his friends said about 'ugly Christmas sweaters', Chester couldn't wait to have his holiday pet photo taken...'

Christmas Outfit

Christmas Spirit

'When I said to dress in 'something festive' I meant for you wear the shirt I bought you.'

'What could I say? They are her most Eastery shoes.'

'What?'

'Remember when they were babies and that was all padding?'

"You don't know anything about electronics, do you?"

Sleigh bells