Festive Fashion Gifts

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Prosecco

"Shouldn't have, you really."

Christmas sweater alternatives

'I play an evolving character, In the second act, I'm a piece of pie,'

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

"So yes, I bit him! How was I supposed to know it was Master wearing a red fat-suit and a fake white beard?"

Old fashioned Christmas shopping

'Sorry...you're not quite right for the position.'

"Maybe this year..."

Snowman Tattoo

Oi to the world!

"Times are challenging so all our staff have to multitask."

Hip hop Santa.

Easter Egg

"We couldn't find a sitter."

Christmas Socks

Pets christmas tree

"December 29, 1991: Janet sacrifices months of self esteem therapy for the perfect New Year's Eve dress." "It's called an 'Everest' gown because it would be a monumental task to squeeze that mountain you call an ass into it."

"We can only distract the shareholders with our ugly Christmas sweaters for so long."

"Remind me to never take the shortcut through the Christmas Sweater workshop."

'Ah Professor Dawkins, about your Christmas jumper..'

"I want a nice family Christmas photo. Now, go upstairs and put on a tree skirt."

A bit pre festive isn't it?

Rudolph's Washing Line

Dog in Christmas outfit with cracker.

Santa Hat Hair

Cookie monster caught in the act.

The Holiday Party Invitation.

Merry Christmas!

Child dressed as a daffodil.

"It's mostly sweater weight."

Suddenly Josh's mom's efforts with his costume seemed entirely inadequate

Christmas Hat Tree

"Cool shirt."