Festive Attire Gifts

Christmas sweater alternatives

Christmas Spirit

St Patrick's Day

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"Merry Christmas"

'I play an evolving character, In the second act, I'm a piece of pie,'

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

"So yes, I bit him! How was I supposed to know it was Master wearing a red fat-suit and a fake white beard?"

"Sharp shooter, huh? Well, I was attacked by an ax murderer!"

"We couldn't find a sitter."

"December 29, 1991: Janet sacrifices months of self esteem therapy for the perfect New Year's Eve dress." "It's called an 'Everest' gown because it would be a monumental task to squeeze that mountain you call an ass into it."

A bit pre festive isn't it?

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

"But, can he support you on what a store santa makes working one month a year?"

Santa's grotto advertising 'Talk to Santa', is next to a diet clinic with a sign in the window, 'Santa, talk to us.'

The Holiday Party Invitation.

A dog with antlers

Christmas Hat Tree

The Official Talking Christmas Tree in Dress For Excess

"This internship is humiliating."

'If you'd try dressing a little more conservatively, you might be able to get a job in the mainstream.'

Thank God for the flashlight app!

Reindeer Sweater

Dog dressed as Santa Claus. 'She's in season'

"Well... I don't believe in you either!"

"Claustrophobia? Is that 'Fear of Santa Claus'?"

"What's with funny little guys wearing bright colored clothes in the arctic?"

'When I said to dress in 'something festive' I meant for you wear the shirt I bought you.'

"We're never going to get this tree decorated, if we keep pawing at the ornaments."

"Oh, Santa! Not you too?"

'Aside from the fact that you're green with envy, you're not wearing any green.'

Christmas Outfit

'Do you remember when families used to get together and fight at Christmas?'

'What could I say? They are her most Eastery shoes.'