Christmas Fashion Prints

'You've got a new Christmas sweater!'

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

Christmas sweater alternatives

'I play an evolving character, In the second act, I'm a piece of pie,'

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

"So yes, I bit him! How was I supposed to know it was Master wearing a red fat-suit and a fake white beard?"

'It's the same EVERY year... 5 minutes to midnight; victims are all male, and they're carrying large sums of money.'

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

Ugly Holiday Sweaters

"We couldn't find a sitter."

"December 29, 1991: Janet sacrifices months of self esteem therapy for the perfect New Year's Eve dress." "It's called an 'Everest' gown because it would be a monumental task to squeeze that mountain you call an ass into it."

A bit pre festive isn't it?

The Holiday Party Invitation.

"Everyone's always calling my sweaters ugly."

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 3

Christmas Hat Tree

The Official Talking Christmas Tree in Dress For Excess

"Keep the holiday beard, by all means, but please lose the hat."

'If you'd try dressing a little more conservatively, you might be able to get a job in the mainstream.'

Blonde woman talking to airport bookshop assistant, 'I'll be spending a lot of time by the pool - do you have anything in pink that would match my bikini?'

Idiots!

Reindeer Sweater

'Aside from the fact that you're green with envy, you're not wearing any green.'

Despite what his friends said about 'ugly Christmas sweaters', Chester couldn't wait to have his holiday pet photo taken...'

"Oh, Santa! Not you too?"

Christmas Spirit

Christmas Outfit

"What's with funny little guys wearing bright colored clothes in the arctic?"

'When I said to dress in 'something festive' I meant for you wear the shirt I bought you.'

'What could I say? They are her most Eastery shoes.'

'What?'

Sleigh bells

"You don't know anything about electronics, do you?"