Holiday Fashion Prints

"December 29, 1991: Janet sacrifices months of self esteem therapy for the perfect New Year's Eve dress." "It's called an 'Everest' gown because it would be a monumental task to squeeze that mountain you call an ass into it."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

'What do you do with the time you save?'

Romance

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

Christmas sweater alternatives

'I play an evolving character, In the second act, I'm a piece of pie,'

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

Ugly Holiday Sweaters

Oi to the world!

Black Friday

Lion in Winter

Seasonal shopping.

'How does this one feel?'

'My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off.'

"I am in training for the sales."

"It's a midriff warmer."

"...And don't forget to include the receipts!"

"If my calculations are correct, we'll finally have the answer to looking cute in the winter!"

'Do I believe?? Listen, I believe in anything that generates $400 billion in annual sales!'

'The good news is, I got your Mum's cardigan.'

"I'm having my annual reunion with Polartec, Thinsulate, fleece, and my oldest friend, wool."

'Maybe there's a winter fashion?'

New for Fall

A bit pre festive isn't it?

inflation at Christmas