Holiday Fashion Gifts

"December 29, 1991: Janet sacrifices months of self esteem therapy for the perfect New Year's Eve dress." "It's called an 'Everest' gown because it would be a monumental task to squeeze that mountain you call an ass into it."

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Romance

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 1

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

Christmas sweater alternatives

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

'I play an evolving character, In the second act, I'm a piece of pie,'

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

Black Friday

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

Ugly Holiday Sweaters

Oi to the world!

'Evan, I think your little sister may be trapped in there with you!. . . Jennifer! Are you in there, honey?'

'My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off.'

Lion in Winter

Seasonal shopping.

'How does this one feel?'

"I am in training for the sales."

"If my calculations are correct, we'll finally have the answer to looking cute in the winter!"

"...And don't forget to include the receipts!"

"It's a midriff warmer."

'Do I believe?? Listen, I believe in anything that generates $400 billion in annual sales!'

"I'm having my annual reunion with Polartec, Thinsulate, fleece, and my oldest friend, wool."

'The good news is, I got your Mum's cardigan.'

My tail's cold.

A bit pre festive isn't it?

'Maybe there's a winter fashion?'

'I braved the Boxing Day sales just for you, dear.'