Christmas Competitor Pillows

"Dear Santa, I was very good and my brother was very naughty. So you can just give me his presents this year."

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller." "Yeah, how come you haven't said 'Merry Christmas' yet?" "Oh, that’s because I was hoping to provoke everyone who’s upset about the so-called 'war on Christmas' to spend all their time on hold waiting to castigate me. That way, all the normal people who don’t think Christmas is just another chance to play the victim can open their gifts in peace." "You're welcome, America." "Why haven't you played 'Jingle Bells' yet?"

"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."

The date was going well. She was better looking, but he was about to gain the nutritional edge.

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

"I'm looking for something that the recipient will be too embarrassed to regift."

Skateboard Olympics.

Played Wordle Fair and Square

Graham really wanted to play Joseph, but deep down he knew what part he'd get again.

Cat plays the cello

'Looks like Santa left something for everyone.'

Santa Self Esteem.

On the start position

"I'll take 'Jolly Old Elf' for $600, Alex."

Dueling Christmas Lights

Santa Claus Falls Victim to Global Warming

Christmas Eva

'How obvious can you get?'

Xmas wrapping paper blower.

"The media says there's a war on Christmas, and St. Nick isn't in the business of losing wars."

Father Christmas suffering from poverty.

Christmas Star

'Congratulations are in order again! You've used up more electricity than anybody else in the system!'

'Who let Bessie substitute for Rudolf? I wasted half the night jumping over the moon!'

Harper talks about Christmas

'The problem with hibernating is that I miss out on all the Christmas fun every year...'

"Looks like someone is moving in on Bobby's Girl."

'If I was a golf ball, I wouldn't do what you wanted me to do if you called me that either.'

Santa's Grotto

Now 5 days before Christmas, Santa's deadline was looming, and made doubly worse, with employment un-blooming...

Nine Ladies Dancing

Alpha Centuri crushes earth in straight sets.