Competitive Holiday Spirit Pillows

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

The rocket powered skiier

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Ratminton

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

The Salesman

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

"You're on top of this week's Sales Pyramid."

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

Gloat

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

"I love fast break business success."

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

"Good work Tim, you snatch it all: none of this sharing with your brother nonsense..."

"Skate or die."

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"

Snail Racing