Competitive Holiday Spirit Gifts

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

The rocket powered skiier

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

Monica Seles

10 K Tail-Chase

I love your enthusiasm, girls, but we're not opening a can of whoop-ANYTHING.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Ratminton

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

The Salesman

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

"You're on top of this week's Sales Pyramid."

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

Gloat

"Ok, so you beat me at scrabble!"

"I love fast break business success."

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"

Snail Racing

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

"Good work Tim, you snatch it all: none of this sharing with your brother nonsense..."