Christmas Coach Gifts

'Sports teams play year round, so we decided to do the same for Christmas.'

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

Santa Dog

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

Santa looking at a plate of cookies and a bottle of hand sanitizer

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

'I'm SECRET Santa, kid.'

TV Interactive panto - Remote control buttons: Oh yes it is - Oh no it isn't.

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

'Santa is the delivery man, I'm the CEO. Do you know what a CEO is, Lisa?'

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

A witch flirting with Santa in the air.

A Sweet Christmas Connection

"You can't be serious about all these travel expenses in December!"

Then out in the yard, there arose such a grito that I jumped to my feet like a frightened cabrito.

"A chewed slipper? I love it. No, really."

Great Moment in North Pole History

"Post-holiday dieting will be much easier this year. Our disposable cash flow will be diverted."

"I remember when you used to kiss me under the mistletoe."

Snowman Tattoo

'I hate it when he's in one of his silly festive moods.'

Cat on guitar

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'

Ring those Christmas bells!

Santa Claus stuck in a chimney sitting in a hospital emergency room.

'Don't worry about your small handicap: Santa is an equal-opportunity employer: It will turn out fine...'

'I'm telling you, I don't have a good feeling about this.'